Ranch

Ranch: Luke picks his nose’s favorite drink ever. He like the white gooey texture in his mouth.

Me: “What is your favorite drink?”

Luke: “Ranch!”

by Tylerbeep November 29, 2020

Pathetic ranch

A term for dumbass or a stupid person

That person is pathetic ranch

by Pathetic Ranch October 29, 2019

Ranch Neck

A Joe

His name is Joe? He's probably a Ranch Neck.

by Ranchneck35 April 10, 2016

Grief ranch

When you’re so sad cuz your rabbits died a horrible yet preventable death and then you eat a stupid amount of ranch as the 8th stage of grief

What do I do? My girl’s real sad.
Give her some grief ranch. That’ll help.

by Mjdance July 10, 2021

Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.

Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!

by Certified Definer July 2, 2024

matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017

Ranch day

I luv ranch

Person A:Her today is National ranch day
Person B:WOW!really

by Yum yum kitty June 9, 2020