Occam’s Razor

1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun

Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Ariana and Razvan

Ariana and Razvan are cute. Ariana loves Razvan and Razvan loves Ariana, it's simple. Nothing can split up these two lovers.

Ariana and Razvan are so cute!

by ꧅𒈙𒈙ဪဪV𒀱𒈓𒈙꧅𒈙𒈙ဪဪV ﷽ ﷽𒅌꧅꧅ August 24, 2021

razor

A depressed person's best friend

Ergh. Saw that bitch with a huge white cloth over her wrist? Must've used the razor.

by Welp June 2, 2004

razor

Supposedly high quality cocaine. Adjective usually used by drug dealers to make crappy coke that has been stepped on sound better than it is.

My boy said this shit was razor, but it smells like paint stripper.

by XdElIrIuM April 26, 2006

Razzies

Mocking term for Erasmus students (exchange students within the European Union for 1 or 2 semesters) as heard at University of Limerick, Ireland

Sinead: "See that guy? Check him out! He's soooo..."
Breda: "Oh, forget about it. He's one of the Razzies!"
Sinead: "?"
Breda: "He's here just for a semester."

by Yahoodka July 29, 2006

razmataz

In a wild, natural state.

My hair was completly razmataz because I diddn't brush it this morning.

by leader39 November 5, 2010

razorflake

Razorflake is a portmanteau of "razor" and "snowflake," referring to someone who 1) plays tough and 2) overreacts to any perceived insult with 3) a completely unreasonable degree of vindictiveness, especially when coming from a position of privilege and power.

It has been three days and he's still dragging her name through the mud because she called him a liar, after he clearly lied. What a razorflake....

by K'tarnan October 23, 2017