Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you

Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr

by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008

Professor Puppeting

A person who has intercourse with their college professor in order to get a good grade - that person is 'puppeting' or using the professor for their own advantage.

"Did you hear that Sally is professor puppeting Dr. O'Brien to ace physical science?

by Margie Bear. December 19, 2009

Puppeteer

The sexual act of shoving a hand in your partner as they move their mouth with no sound and you speak for them as if they're your puppet.

Last night I put my hand up her butt to do the puppeteer so she can finally say she loves me.

by 21JY August 27, 2025

Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion

"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"

by revvinkevin November 17, 2018

Puppeteering

When you get a friend to work an unconscious body to preform sexual acts

Me and my friend Alex took turns 'puppeteering' some passed out chick last night.

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by KnottyBoy January 15, 2016

up it puppet

A term used when asking someone to return something borrowed or stollen.

Jon took my seat so I said up it puppet to make him get up so I could sit down

by Scooby-do November 20, 2017

skin the puppet

masturbate

"I'm gonna go skin the puppet."
"Nice. I can draw fish anywhere."

by lecroft March 4, 2025