Skip to main content

Minnesota Sucker Punch

meteorology. An onslaught of heavy snow and extreme cold following a brief period of mild, pleasant weather. Common in March. Statistically coincides with State Boys Basketball Tournament.
"Man, with the beautiful weather we've been having, I thought spring was here. Turns out we were just being set up for the Minnesota Sucker Punch.
by The Mind of Matt March 1, 2010
mugGet the Minnesota Sucker Punch mug.

punchable nun

a prostitute, window tapper, lady of the night, fallen bird, meat curtain vendor, or "slip-and-slide" merchant
I saved up my allowance to get a punchable nun and had enough left over to get nachos.
by grobins September 13, 2003
mugGet the punchable nun mug.

fetus punch

Also known as the Hillbilly abortion.
The fetus punch is when a hillbilly who's girlfriend is pregnant and wants to have the child gets punched in the area containing the fetus in an attempt to kill the fetus.
Billy bob ray gave is girlie a fetus punch!
by Marmot April 6, 2005
mugGet the fetus punch mug.

bertuzzi punch

sucker punching someone from behind and slamming their head into the ice.
by straker November 3, 2007
mugGet the bertuzzi punch mug.

bitch punch

As soon as Mike bitch punched Jeff, he proceeded to play Tetris on Mike's face.
by hautroddr April 24, 2006
mugGet the bitch punch mug.

BONE PUNCH

Derived from the latin term bohn·puhnch

A "Bone Punch" is classified as a punch exectued on the bone or joint rather than the muscle or fat tissue of an unaware victim.

Given the unanticipated opportunity to deliver a swift, hearty Bone Punch, it is necessary to first distract the victim's attention by shouting "BONE PUNCH" before striking the crippling blow.

It is also a lesser known fact that the Bone Punch is also open-ended, leaving room for the "Muscle Punch Compliment." Once again you must shout "BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!" while executing the blow.

FACT: Bone Punches hurt so much more then regular punches.
"Grandma, would you mind taking me to the store to buy some cerial? I would really appreciate it if we could pick up some Kellogs fruity pebb-BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!"

Grandma is now on the ground, confused and partly unconscious.
Success.
by Andy Troz April 14, 2007
mugGet the BONE PUNCH mug.

telegraphed his punches

almost like winding up for your punch or cocking your arm back; it is a little reflex that shows you are going to punch before you do it. Experienced fighters are usually better at hiding how they are coming at you or not at all. Sometimes if you are quick enough it doesn't matter.
silvers Author | 2007-05-06 22:18:30

street fighter didn't have shit. there was no art in his technique. he telegraphed his punches like a bitch and because of this he was easy to read. mma guy waits for him to swing, knows where the kids head is and bang, bang, bang. socked him with the left like 3 times in a row near the end with that shit

stolen from -(a fighting tips website)
by gRyPhOn July 31, 2008
mugGet the telegraphed his punches mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email