you have problems

When someone is weird or indicted to something that can be real or fake.

You have problems with smoking you do it so much.

by SwagmastXD420 November 9, 2018

Looking Problem

Someone who has a looking problem likes to look and/or have feelings for someone of the same gender as themselves. Not quite a lesbian/gay, but you get the point.

"Becca has a serious looking problem"
"I know, but it's not like she is a lesbian."

by badassgirl February 20, 2011

Sounds like a personal problem

When it’s a personal problem

“Damn my phone just broke” That sounds like a personal problem

by Kb78702 July 10, 2022

The Problem

In what way am I the problem Anna? Is it wrong-think? Is it wrong-speak? Is it not loving the Jews enough or is it deriding the people who dehumanized and belittled me? What? Is it "Not all women" now? Is it weaponized schizophrenia isn't the line, you get to draw the line?

Hym "I'm not confused about what is happening here. I laid it out in great detail. I explained why it was wrong and probably illegal. I said it would get people misdiagnosed and/or murdered. I said people would likely kill themselves. I said it would be used as a pretext to steal my success from me. And... ALL OF THAT IS HAPPENING! THE ONLY GOOD THING HAPPENING IN RESPONSE TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS NOT THE RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME BUT RATHER THE NATURAL BYPRODUCT OF ME BEING BETTER (WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING EXCEPTION) THAN FUCKING EVERYONE! The problem here is not that I won't lower myself to be your equal, it's that one of us is never wrong and the other is having professional level glass-blowers who have the glass-blowers diseases vigorously puffing smoke up your ass while the creator of AI deteriorates in front of everyone live."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

problem of indeterminacy

The indeterminacy problem in computer science is a statement that a polynomial time-wave is equal to a NON-polynomial time-wave under a hypothetical circumstance.

The problem of indeterminacy states that the draw-distance of a transfinite surface is equivalent to the surface area of a next-adjacent complex number.

A solution to the Riemann Hypothesis states that this is indeed the case.

by flightfacilities January 4, 2022

Authentication problem Authentication failed. csrf_detected

When you try to log into urbandictionary.com and accidentally back go back to the google login page after logging into google

Kevin: "here we go, logged in... crap, I went back a page into google login again... guess I'll enter my Gmail"
urbandictionary.com: "
Authentication problem Authentication failed. csrf_detected
"

by Khumpa March 25, 2023

Fat World Problems

Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.

Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.

by Jinde Kush July 25, 2015