premature-echatulation

When you met someone you're really excited about in a chat room and you mouth doesn't engage your brain. And what you say comes out all wrong and makes you feel like a complete idiot.

Im really sorry what I said I think I just suffered from premature-echatulation

by Stubey February 16, 2009

Premature Off-Rampulation

The act of getting of the freeway or interstate too early. Missing your exit sign or taking a wrong offramp from any road.

Hey Todd what are you doing? We have like two more exits before we get off the freeway. Dammit Todd you got off too early, another example of Premature Off-Rampulation.

by DVS1 August 11, 2009

premature singulation

when you start singing the words to a song before the lyrics actually kick in

hold off with the premature singulation, the song hasn't started yet!

by miriam123 July 23, 2010

premature vocalization

when a song is playing and someone starts to sing the lyrics before they start in the song

Person 1: "doo doo doo da doo bum bum, On a dark desert highway..."
The Eagles: "On a dark desert highway..."
Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."

by D-Lynn May 12, 2010

prematurimagination

cumming before your partner even in your fantasies.

dave had to see a shrink as well as his regular doctor due to his excessive bouts of prematurimagination.

by tellitizaman September 6, 2010

Premature Ejacuquery

The act in which someone asked a question in an email prior to the answers already being sent.

Tom sent me an email question the other day and I had just sent the answer right before his Premature Ejacuquery.

by Lynn Shirley September 6, 2010

Premature Keyjaculation

The act of accidentally hitting "The Big Key" while still in the passionate heat of typing a message, requiring a 2nd message in order to finish the job. (The Send key while texting, or Enter key while chatting)

Mr. Sheen: So I told my publicist that I just keep winning and winning, and he said

Mr. Estevez: Ya...so what did he say??

Mr. Estevez: Oh, come on bro!

Mr. Sheen: Hang on.... (sent while cutting and pasting)

Mr. Estevez: Geez, just forget it!

Mr. Sheen: Sorry dude, Premature Keyjaculation! I went to hit the quote key but hit the enter key instead...anyways, he said "Winning at what? Becoming the world's biggest asshole?" Can you believe that guy??

facebook: Your message was not sent because Mr. Estevez is offline.

by Tropical Daydreamer April 1, 2011