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pohone

The cell phone you get when you have to buy that cheap walmart one or the one you get from the government.
He just lost his house, but at least he is with verizon and not havin' to use a pohone.
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Poison apple

When you insert an apple up someone's ass and then take it out and bite it
I once had a poison apple, it was a shitty experience
by Queen Grimhilde December 12, 2013
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poon biscuit

An adoring word for a significant others vagina. Must be used in privacy between a man and his woman. Poon biscuit must never be used in anger or to hurt the feelings of another.
Hey, Babe! When your done with the dishes will you bring me some strawberry jam and that tasty poon biscuit of yours?
by Brantman February 7, 2018
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Poison Ivy

A plant that will temporarily turn your live into one long episode of the Itchy and Scratchy Show
I haven't been able to stop scratching since I stepped in that damn poison ivy patch!
by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018
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pre-poon

pre-poon is used to describe a girl who is not yet appealing, or of a legal age, but whose potential to be so can be clearly seen by all
joes sister is definite pre-poon
by fatpacket October 27, 2008
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charisma poisoning

the overwhelming feeling that you get when you meet or recently meet someone who is very charismatic. something about them has sticked with you, probably for a very long time, until you see them again. Being around them makes you contemplate things you have previously done and what you can do about it, for better or for worse. Your feelings about this person permeate throughout your everyday activities and if left uncontrolled may consume you entirely, as poisoning would.
Meeting someone that as the power to give you charisma poisoning gives you a warm tingly feeling whenever you think about them, and you will think less of yourself if you disappoint them.
by t511b April 8, 2011
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Prune Poon

If you like eating that prune poon just hit happy hour at the bar next to the geriatric center. You are sure to score.
by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2017
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