Also Man-P-S or MPS
The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.
A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.
Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
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"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
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Get the Bacon Positioning System mug.Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).
1: Teabag
Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.
2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)
3: Tree Climber
This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.
Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
1: Teabag
Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.
2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)
3: Tree Climber
This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.
Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
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Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.
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