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Man Positioning System

Also Man-P-S or MPS

The innate ability of a man to know exactly where he is and where he needs to go at any given moment. Noted especially in situations involving driving on unfamiliar roads.

A naturally occurring aspect of most males; the electronic device known as a "GPS" is named after it.
Ken doesn't need to ask directions, he has Man-P-S.

Person: How do you know where you're going?
Man: I use my MPS.
Person: Your what?
Man: My Man Positioning System.
Person: Hooray!
by Really Bad Rye June 25, 2009
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positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.
After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
by Barking Frog December 1, 2013
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positionsig

the best editor on tiktok and the best mutual one could ask for. 🤑 they’re super sweet and their username is so iconic that it can be used as slang to show extreme awesomeness.
person 1: omg that party was off the hook!
person 2: dont you mean that party was positionsig?
by positionsigfanpage June 28, 2021
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Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS
Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees
by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012
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Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
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Recovery poosition

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.
Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.
by Zonal K November 11, 2019
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positi0nsdeluxe

A TikToker in there flop era who loves Zoe Laverne and Oliver tree
Bye positi0nsdeluxe is In flop era 🤢🤢🤢
by positi0nsdeluxeflopera March 13, 2022
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