Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Pörkelöten

Hungarian beef goulash that males blasphemous use of red bell peppers.

I didn’t want my Hungarian friend to attend the dinner I host, so I told him I’d make Pörkelöten.

by UnethicalHomecook November 5, 2022

Pokey

A pokey is a utensil key in the process of building a zoot (spliff). The pokey plays a role in poking down the excess weed towards the end of the zoot, the exciting thing about a pokey is it’s variation, for example one could use the sealed end from the string on your tracksuit top to poke with. However at some point usually after the 2nd or 3rd zoot people misplace the pokey so must ask someone else for one example to follow

In a low slurred tone “anyone got a pokey bruv” or “yak you got a pokeyyyy?

by Shmaaam December 4, 2022

Porky Slorp

A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.

She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.

by igrgrgslnj January 7, 2023

Porker

Someone who’s fat

Miles is a fat porker

by IhatePudding March 3, 2023

Porker

Someone who’s fat

Miles pudding and lizzo are both porkers

by IhatePudding March 3, 2023

Porked

Insulting someone who fell for a dumb scam.

You dumb as shit bro, you seriously got porked by that guy?

by SlangerDanker May 21, 2023