pooch

pooch (v) - to act poochingly, with playful disregard.

what do you mean you didn't do your homework ? Were you being a pooch ?

by jamover December 28, 2005

pooch

another name for the skin on ur knee cap

"my pooch itches like hell"

by BulKathos September 27, 2005

Pooch

When you have poo on your gooch.

When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.

by JuiceBoxspuddy July 12, 2009

Poochie bear

A strange form of cuddling between two middle age divorced parents that find love with a new person

Stop cuddling like that I'm only 10 you nasty poochie bear

by #SparkleButts March 4, 2017

pogchamp

beth myers

“woah i wish i was beth myers, she is so pogchamp!”

by poggie August 23, 2021

pooch

The combination of the anus and vagina, basically a 'poo cooch'

I saw some weird pooch porn the other day. As gross as it was it was kind of a turn on...

by Swyss December 25, 2008

pooch

pooch (v. tr.)
- to fall asleep; to pass out
- has gone to sleep

pooched (v. intr.)
- to be asleep

I'm so tired, I'm about ready to pooch.
-- Where's John? -- Pooched on the couch.
When did you finally pooch last night?

by mickeyb1ueeyes July 16, 2008