A homemade tattoo for when you're under 18 and can't find someone to illegally tatt you. It's basically just repeatedly stabbing yourself with a needle and ink. It eventually fades away. Somewhat popular among gen Z.
by Fuckmikepence May 05, 2019
Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.
Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!
Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!
by Chrish77 February 03, 2020
When a man makes constant awkward eye contact while jamming his fingers into a woman's vagina. The "poke n stare" decreases the already minute chance of a woman achieving orgasm via fingering by almost 85%.
Girl 1: Ugh, Josh gave me the poke n stare last night. I had to fake it to get him to stop.
Girl 2: Ouch.
Girl 2: Ouch.
by Lush July 11, 2008
by Soaking69 May 31, 2015
A Facebook poke that usually implies the friend zone. It is usually understood that guy and a girl who have poke wars with each other are only meant to be friends.
Person 1: "So you and Sally have been poking each other like crazy. Aren't y'all going to be dating soon?"
Person 2: "No, can't you see we have been giving each other the friend zone poke?"
Person 2: "No, can't you see we have been giving each other the friend zone poke?"
by dontacceptmyurbanwordplease March 14, 2013
To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.
While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2015
by mj_oblio September 01, 2005