Pokemon goo

The gooey mess made when some dumbass playing Pokémon Go gets run over by a truck, car, van, train or any other motorized vehicle. Can also be made when the dipshits walk of cliffs or tall buildings.

Did you hear another millennial was turned to Pokemon goo in Central Park? At least he won't be able to reproduce!

by CoonGirlLover August 25, 2016

Pokemon

...right up there with Barney and Telletubbies.

Only raving homos would watch this pokemon shit, it even makes Barney look good.

by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003

Pokemon Black

A Pokemon game that came out in 2010 accompanied with Pokemon White, known as the 5th Generation of Pokemon.
The 3 main starters are Snivy, Tepig, and Oshawott

ZOMG Pokemon black is my favorite Pokemon game!
Please, it has a literal garbage Pokemon

by TheSerperiorMaster August 28, 2020

Catching Pokemon

The act of catching STD's.

Man 1: Look who Sarah's going home with tonight.

Man 2: It's Daniel! Little does Sarah know she's going to be catching pokemon.

by Flomango September 30, 2012

The best pokemon

The best pokemon is Mudkip and you know it.

The reason Mudkip is the best pokemon is that it is the best starter it's so cute it evolves into the most broken type double, it can learn probably the most diverse moves out of all starters, and it always smiles.

by 9dohead October 26, 2020

pokemon

1 word for this "game."
it would be...what is it? oh yeah Gay

Nerd: i play pokemon!
non-lameass: i know who's ass to kick!

by pokemonfreak1231 April 15, 2005

Pokemon

The act of poking a Rastafarian.

Hey mon! Why the hell did you poke me?

by Drew Hilford January 19, 2004