pineapple butthole 

when you are smoking a cigarette and the ash falls on your skin

him: "ouch! that hurt like a pineapple butthole!"

pineapple butthole by fukinbitchesgettinmoney June 16, 2017

Pineapple Coon 

A racist term for native Hawaiians. Also a fantastic comeback for being called a "howlie" by the locals.

Damn, that pineapple coon can drink a ton of Heineken!

Pineapple Coon by FuiW1990 December 30, 2017

Pineapple Chicken 

A Chinese food that has chicken in a pineapple sauce. In other words, the best food ever.

Last night I had pineapple chicken for dinner and it was, oh my god good.

Pineapple Chicken by jays_girl March 15, 2009

Pineapple on a stick 

Term used when expressing a strange body shape. Characteristics include a large, tall, narrow head atop a near skeletal body frame. Classic example being Junkie-sheek Nick Owen of London.

It’s Nick’s pineapple on a stick that allows him to fit into those ridiculous womens’ skinny jeans

Pineapple on a stick by Rachael Hibbert March 4, 2009

Pineapple Rag 

The act of masterbation, usually used while texting.

Do the pineapple rag if you're bored.

Pineapple Rag by Lord Andre Blackwood January 11, 2010

Pineapple Splat 

When a girl is giving you head, jizz into her bra and smack her in the face with it.

Dude, I gave liz a pineapple splat last night!

Pineapple Splat by pineapplesplattt!! March 20, 2010

Pineapple ring 

The dark wrinkled circle around your anus.

did you tongue punch her pineapple ring?

Pineapple ring by taking it to far June 10, 2011