Dick Penguin

Norwegian Penguins with an unsatisfying lust for dicks. They lure their prey into igloos and then proceed to remove the prey's dick via axe, sword, knives etc.
They live in a strict monarchy following a female leader with the title: Queen of the Dick Penguins. Their current leader is "Siril, first of her name" and her preferred weapon her trusty chainsaw.

George was sacrificed to the Dick Penguins and therefore had to die a virgin.

If you find a dickless tourist, he probably went to Norway and encountered some Dick Penguins.

by PenguinloverXXX December 2, 2016

club penguin

When you blow a guy when he has a tux on.

Girl A: I blew tommy last night
Girl B: You mean at the wedding?
Girl A: Yeah, we had a club penguin.

by Clubba June 11, 2006

poking the penguin

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

by big jiggles4 June 11, 2007

Bob the penguin

A penguin doll popularised by the minecraft youtuber trycs and worshipped by tons of 9 year olds all around the world.

"I wish Bob the penguin gave me 0.000001% of his power" said the most cringe human ever.

by bobstansarecringe September 24, 2021

Penguin Walk

Walking with a problem in bending your knees so it looks like your walking like a penguin. Usually happens after a knee injury.

Erik penguin walks ever since his injury!

by Jonathan>erik May 30, 2008

slippery penguin

Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.

I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.

by mr.grundle-chode May 5, 2011

Husky Penguin

A threesome with a black and a white overweight hairy midget.

I walked in on a Husky Penguin and was unexpectedly aroused.

by LPPenguinTamer April 23, 2014