drop a pencil 

Stick a pencil up someones pussy or arsehole

Hey Sally shall I drop a pencil, you look wet

drop a pencil by Fuzzyeggle July 13, 2017

German Pencil Sharpener

The act of cutting a whole into a living or nonliving human being's head and fornicating with the wound

That German Pencil Sharpener made my shlong extra sharp!

German Pencil Sharpener by slicky brown nipples March 21, 2009

Alabama Pencil Sharpener 

When you or your bitch sticks a toe in your dick hole

hey avery how was your date last night?
good I gave gabe an alabama pencil sharpener and he nutted.

Alabama Pencil Sharpener by getmynuts77 May 9, 2019

ham pencil

Slang term for one's own penis.

Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.

ham pencil by Joshbert Andersands December 15, 2008

THE pencil 

Rightfully Emily’s

“THE pencil is not ryans and he can’t sue emily”

THE pencil by drugsnothugs October 26, 2019

electric pencil 

a mechanical pencil.

"Zach, need electric pencil"

electric pencil by Natepalm October 17, 2003

Soft Pencil 

When once is rolling with a soft pencil, they have a limp penis in a clutch situation and often suffer from erectile dysfunction or an orgasm that lasts a maximum of three seconds.

Did you hear what Jane said? She told me Jimmy's rolling with a soft pencil.

Soft Pencil by Klamer October 20, 2006