Butt Peeing

Verb: The action of having sex, otherwise referred to as butt peeing. Pretty much just a synonym for intercourse.

I can't wait to get back home so I can pee in your butt!

Want to come over to my place for a little Butt Peeing?

Paws wants to know if you are going to be around later so he can empty a liter of pee in your butt.

by Chief Big Paws November 25, 2011

e-peen

Internet-slang for saying Penis. Most often used on internet message boards, instant-messages, and/or IRc.

On the internet you don't say "I got a bigger penis than you", you say "I got a bigger e-peen than you", because you can't really see it as it's over the internet and therefore electronic in nature.

by Rougie March 30, 2004

peeknuckle

An outstanding community member

That Peeknuckle really knows how to get things done.

by Epic Lulz June 12, 2008

peen

the worst insult for a fat cricketer with little talent.

That fatty from G'bro is a right peen

by Legend88888 December 9, 2010

STOP PEEING YOUR PANTS

a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.

EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...

by soccerbitch4 May 21, 2011

Micro Peen

(Adj.)
Short for “Micro Penis”
Used to describe an Asian man’s penis. Generally 3 inches and under.

“Hey man, lemme get a taste of that micro peen ;)”

by microoo-pp-lover 8=D March 17, 2019

Anti-peen

A penis so small it stretches negatively through your asshole all the way from here to mars. The existence of an Anti-peen would bring down the average penis size to about 4 mm, as it would measure about -472 billion mm.

Guy: I wish the average penis size was 4mm

The Monkeys Paw subreddit: Granted, you now have an Anti-peen

by Gryan77802 November 6, 2019