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Peruvian Pecker Wrecker

when you take one peruvian guardian and lay him butt naked on the ground dick facing towards the sun, and then take one peruvian slut 10 stories up in the air and have her jump off the tower butt naked trying to land her asshole completely on his penis. If she misses the dismount, the dick will snap in half due to the high velocity of the ass cheeks
Brazilian: Have you ever been to peru?
American: No but i want to because i wanna try the Peruvian Pecker Wrecker
by SebastianJanakowski March 8, 2021
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Pecker tracks

White crusty stains on the inside of your underwear. Resembling tracks.
I was at my girlfriends place and she had me all juiced up, raging hard on. Then I had to go. At home I noticed inside my underwear was leakage from said hard on. Resembling tracks. Sad Pecker tracks.
by Festus1976 May 15, 2018
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The pecker on the decker

The pecker on the decker is when you dick a thot on a deck with ur peck aka penis
Yessssssssssssss daddy lets go to the deck so u can give me the pecker on the decker
by Ivegivenuponlife May 22, 2019
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Pecker Tantrum

The result of not having sex for a long time. Sex
If I don't get laid soon, Ima throw fu**ing pecker tantrum!

Sex penis pecker laid
by unDURYEAted July 27, 2016
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peanut pecker

Small Penis like the size of a peanut
WOW ALEX WATERS HAS A PEANUT PECKER
by IDK12345667788 November 9, 2017
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Pecker Head

To have a male appendidge growing ever so largely on your forehead, it's a nicer way to insult someone who offends easily or if you're a pansy who doesn't swear.
Don't be a pecker head mate.
Just don't.
by Kodriejedi July 30, 2016
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