peter fountain

The act of lying flat on one's back and urinating in the straight upright position. If done properly, the urine will then fall back onto the fountainers body.

I peter fountained so hard last night that I smelled of lemonade and gumdrops.

by Professor Mctabbish September 21, 2005

Peter Tucker

You have to both shit and piss in a John Q. Public. When you enter the restroom, you find a Little John awaiting you. Since you have to both shit and piss, you do the "Peter Tucker", ie, tuck your weiner, so as to avoid hitting your peckerhead on the inside of the toilet.

This morning, I woke up with a Woody Johnson, but I also had to piss like a fire hose, so I did the Peter Tucker to avoid getting the John Dickens.

by Jeff The Janitor June 18, 2006

Peter Pan

generally, a Peter Pan is someone who will never grow up.

Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones still lives fast like he did 20 years ago. He has eternal youth. He is a rock and roll Peter Pan.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2006

peter tran

a perfect boyfriend

she got herself a peter tran!

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Peter Puffer

Also known as a Penis Puffer, Cock-Gobbler, and a Dick Licker.

Here is the Peter Puffer Song: Peter Puffer.... Peter Puffer.... Puffing On A Penis All Night Long!

by Leroy Karbunkle October 1, 2007

peter-beater

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.

by someone March 18, 2004

sharron peters

Sharron peters is your random
Crack whore that blows cock
For crack.thus she is sharing
Peter-sharron peters. No vaginal
Sex ,just blow jobs.

Yeah bro,don't know that hoe.
Think they call her Sharron Peters . They say if you give her
A hit of crack , she'll suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!!

by ramm jett November 23, 2016