snapper pants

spandex pants yoga pants tight pants that make the female ass look jiggly

man check that bitch's snapper pants out and look at that ass I would fuck the shit out of that ass

by bonerjuice69 March 16, 2011

cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.

Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.

by Sea Dot January 21, 2014

Pants Bear

A large bulge in a man's pants. The larger version of a pants cub.

Josh "Moco" Foreman has a very large pants bear.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

Piss Pants

Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.

Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.

Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.

by Shit heart May 05, 2021

Percolator Pants

When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.

That Taco Bell gave me percolator pants.

by Anonymousara March 06, 2011

motivation pants

The pair of pants you keep in the back of your closet even though the last time you fit into them was when you were 16 in the hope that you will one day be able to button them up again.

I'm happy to give all the clothes on this pile to charity. Except for these pants, they are my motivation pants!

by Klarissa506 September 24, 2009

pants pistol

Slang term for a penis originating in Dundee, MI

"I'm gonna pull out my pants pistol and fire my love bullets on your bitches face."

by Jhendawg January 25, 2018