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Wolfie Paradox

A duality that once discovered, surrendered to and accepted without resistance, brings sublime joy and boundless love within.
She discovered not everything is as it seems. Or was it exactly as it seemed? In search of the truth, to save her soul, she honored herself by welcoming the Wolfie paradox. And so she smiled deep in her heart.
by Algeepa Dream June 1, 2021
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No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me". This however, requires the encounter of an intelligent female, which is very unlikely.
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
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Russel paradox

The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
You seemed to have gone through the pegs one on such as the “russel paradox”.
by mc.stilts July 17, 2022
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The Fermi Paradox got them

A phrase used to describe when someone you know ghosts you or disappears from your life.

It can also be used when someone stops talking to you mid-conversation and vanishes for long periods of time without an explanation given to you before or after.

The joke is that they were met with an extinction event that they couldn't survive through and now do not exist.
Thespy: Shit, where the fuck did Nick go?
Caribou: I have no idea, The Fermi Paradox got them.
Thespy: The extinction event is real.
by InfinitelyTheWorst August 21, 2024
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Hoe Paradox

The idea that if you care about hoes you don't get any, therefore the less you care the more you get.
by hoemaker March 2, 2024
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Car Climate Paradox

When someone raises the car temperature to make it warm inside the car when it’s cold outside, even though you wore coyotes for the cold weather causing you to become hot very quickly
“I keep telling Susan that the Car Climate Paradox is making her hot in her car during the winter”
by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020
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The jew paradox

The Jew Paradox
A condition that happens whenever tipping is involved.

If you don’t tip, people think you’re cheap.

If you ask for tips, people think you’re greedy.

Either way, you lose.
Example:
“Bro, if I don’t tip i look like a jew, but if the restaurant asks for tips they’re greedy. That’s the jew paradox.”
by The long nose September 12, 2025
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