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Patchy Pumpkin 

A girl or boy who forgot to moisturize before doing their makeup, and has patches and blotches of makeup all over his or her face. She is also referred to a pumpkin, if her foundation or concealer is too dark, and she or he ends up an orange color.
Look how Natalie did her makeup today. She is definitely a Patchy Pumpkin.

Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.
"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.
Carve your pumpkin by rarganCCS October 29, 2012

Hungry Pumpkin 

Hungry Pumpkin is a cheap game featuring a very strange and quite ugly pumpkin, who walks into your restaurant claiming, “I’m very hungry!”

You then have to feed him the food he requests. The game is incredibly cheap, and the pumpkin can often be seen doing impossible things like eating the whole cup when he says “give me the coffee.”

If you give him the wrong food, he is very rude, throwing the food onto the floor and screaming, “NO! I DONT WANT THAT!”
Joe’s computer: “I’m very hungry!”

Bob: Joe... are you playing Hungry pumpkin..? -.-
Hungry Pumpkin by EllaSunder January 19, 2018

The Great Pumpkin 

He is the entity that brings presents to good boys and girls on Halloween night, as popularized on the Peanuts television special "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown".

It is believed the legend of the Great Pumpkin originated in 12th century Ireland at a time when the Irish were still carving turnips into Jack-O-Lanterns for their Hallow's Eve festivities. According to legend the young children who carved the turnips were frustrated over the difficulty in carving this small root vegetable. Their wee fingers kept getting nicked by their knife blades when the knives slipped on the smooth surfaces of the turnips. The story goes that one such child, a 7 year old by the name of Phaneus, prayed on the evening of October 30 before he went to sleep, for divine intervention to bring him an easier vegetable to carve.

When he awoke the next morning beside his bed was a strange orange globelike vegetable twice the size of his head. When Pheneus touched it he realized this was the answer to his prayer, and he therefore immediately and gleefully began carving it into a Jack O' Lantern.

Upon carving what we know today as the pumpkin, he showed his creation to the other children of his village, and initially they were so afraid. But then the glory of the higher power shone about them, and said, "Behold, I give you tidings of great joy, for this is the Great Pumpkin; peace on Earth, good will towards men.
"The Great Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch every Halloween to give presents to good boys and girls!"

fudge pumpkin 

Laura gave the Mitchell's two fudge pumpkins last night. Hope the flies don't give it away.

suck my pumpkin 

Something entirely family friendly that also has a vulgar sound to it that you can say on Halloween to someone who has no treat for you at their front door.
Hey there you cheap dipstick, why don’t you suck my pumpkin?
suck my pumpkin by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021