Lol Player

a person who i simp for even though they don't take shower and only go out for food

"i simp for this guy"
"he is a lol player"
"i simp even more"
"ew"

by searching4cuteid March 3, 2022

xbox player

People who like to get their ballsacks tickled by their friends during movies and masturbate naked to shirtless pictures of chris evans

bro what console do u play on?
xbox bro, im a xbox player
damn u like getting your nuts sucked and flicking the bean to chris evans shirtless, bro?
yeah bro for life. am kinky

by pplschamp September 16, 2023

Adobe Flash Player

Adobe Flash Player (also known as 'Adobe Flash' or 'Flash') is a computer program which is used on the internet by many gamers and websites. It usually needs updating to the latest version every few days which can bring on anger issues among some impatient users. In the year 2020 the developers are planning to get rid of it but many people are begging it to stay. Adobe Flash has been popular for many years now but seems to be declining.

Person 1: Can ya load that game up on the website, mate?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm gonna have to wait for my Adobe Flash Player to update as I haven't used it in 2 hours.
Person 1: *throws a massive tantrum* WHAT A SHIT APP

by Mc Noggin August 9, 2017

Lead Guitar Player

That guy that can shred fast and will die at 27 due to heroin, lcd, pcp, cocaine, alcohol, speed, shroom overdose all at once.

When you're at a funeral for a young persons' death: "Man that guy went down as a lead guitar player."

by stop throwing stuff July 9, 2019

The SEXIEST Clarinet Player

There is no sexier clarinet player than Charles Roeger. He really plays with those pipes well. God what a HoTty.

#SaveTheWales

George Washington: Have you ever heard of The SEXIEST Clarinet Player?
Bernie Sanders: NO leave me alone.
Benjamin Franklin: It's Charles Roeger

by JesusChrissss December 11, 2019

Kiss a tennis player day

Kiss a tennis player

Kiss a tennis player day you need to kiss a tennis player every day 24/7

by Themigtyjungle December 19, 2019

Cringe HvH Player

Someone who still plays HvH anytime past the year 2018.

lmaoo that yonen kid is such a Cringe HvH Player, he's still spinning in 2020.

by retski February 20, 2020