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plant

To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground
Sage wanted me to plant her garden.
by Daddy long peen January 9, 2019
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Twink Plant

A rare type of plant that's extremely twink-y. Like, SUPER fucking twink-y.
Person 1: Hey, um, who's that weird fuckin guy with no hairline
Person 2: He's a Twink Plant, dude.
by Calpico August 12, 2018
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Julie the plant

rip to the best plant unfortunately rye Beaumont punched her then jack duff peltered her across the room then mikey cobban laid her to rest in the toilet RIP JULIE GBNF!❤️
Rye.. I just killed Julie the plant oops
by mikey Cobbans ballsack January 18, 2019
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Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
by Lv5 Bread September 2, 2018
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plant

A type of fungi. Only appears in teacups when the sun sets.
I think I’m addicted to plants, Jacob.”
“?”
by bobbyturtle69 October 2, 2018
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sky plant

sky plant is weed, cannabis that gets you so high you feel like your in the sky
man 1: yo I got you the weed

man 2: is it a sky plant?

man 1: fuck yeah
by LIl NAZ June 9, 2018
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guardian plants

Aka: weeds

A guardian plant (aka: weed) is a quick growing plant whose main purpose is to create ground cover as soon as possible to: retain moisture, keep the soil cool, generate shade for slower growing plants, provide floral arrangements until more well established plants grow, provide landmarks and homes for smaller creatures, keep soil in its place during downpours or flood, contribute to carbon matter that feeds larger plants.

Guardian plants are what most people call "weeds", but are actually very useful, and so the negative term needs refreshment.

Guardian plants are not enemies, they are valued members of the garden community.

Plant lives matter!
"Those guardian plants are not as pretty as my roses, but I know they will help the bushes grow stronger by providing them with shade."

"Some of those guardian plants have the cutest flowers on the tips, and the bees seem to love them!"

"I put one of the guardian plants in a pot by itself, it actually looks quite good!"

"Without those Guardian plants, the soil in my front yard wouldn't be as fruitful as it is today."
by Mr H20 September 4, 2022
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