Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs: pointy little pain in the butt hairs that’s apart of a pineapple
Creator: Anix

Sub to him

The top of spongebob’s house is called pineapple hairs.

by Da anix fan June 16, 2020

pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.

Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.

by Eolerich May 19, 2018

Bloody Pineapple

When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.

I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.

by Booty ripper August 23, 2016

pineapple pussy

After a girl shaves and the hair is still pokey.

"when is the last time you shaved? feels like you got some pineapple pussy."

by Guy Necology September 12, 2021

Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple. Found in Anix on YouTube’s building bikini bottom in bloxburg + FUNNY MOMENTS

Look at the pineapple hairs on this one!

by LeahLia14 June 16, 2020

Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

by whosischrist May 21, 2018

Pineapple Bendover

It's when one partner bends over and places a pineapple ring over their butthole then the other partner licks inside the butthole through the pineapple.

Jenn: How was the night alone with the hubbie?
Carly: He wanted to try something new. So we did the Pineapple Bendover.
Jenn: Gross! TMI girl.

by Darkly_Disturbing October 6, 2021