dr. phil

Guy who gets money for giving out COMMON SENSE to people.

Dr. Phil: We're going to put you in detox! And I just got payed for telling you something ANYONE could have done.

by Holly January 19, 2005

Farty Phil

A dirty old man on your course at college. He usually spends his time taking pictures of younger girls and farting when in the middle of lectures. He is usually referred to as "Pervert" or "Lollypop man". He loves the countryside and is still a virgin. People generally throw objects at him like Chips, Bottles and Oranges to name a few, and you usually get the reaction of " Do you think your clever, you Moron!"

To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.

"Farty Phil will you stop taking pictures of me!"

Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!"
Phil: " What yee looking at!?"

by Tristan Adamson February 1, 2009

dr phil

The most brutal warrior ever to be spawned by a human. Dr Phil is a television psychiatrist who, in his spare time, kills hookers, babies, old people, and anyone who stands in range of his onslaught. Dr Phil cannot die, but can only get stronger. People make fun of him, and then suddenly stop. BECAUSE THEY DIE! It is believed that Chuck Norris once went under the training of Dr Phil, and is his greatest pupil. To this day, Dr Phil still pwns noobs.

John: Did you hear that Dr Phil can fly?
Jim: Wouldn't surprise me. I mean, he IS Dr Phil!

by me? February 14, 2006

Dr. Phil

Someone who tries to be a peacemaker in an arguement but ends up making it worse. To really hit the head on the nail, this person could be a complete wanker who got famous off of Oprah and has looked like the same pedophile for literally his entire life

I was arguing with my friend about whether water is wet or not and Dr. Phil decided to come over and “resolve” the problem. Instead, my friend has a black eye and a restraining order against me.

by swaggygin December 15, 2017

deep phil

someone called phil who is very deep and boring

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by keiran fagan November 28, 2003

dr.phil

A day-time idiot brought to you by Harpo, Oprah spelled backwards! Dr. Phil, widely known for his southern speak, simple-minded advice, knack for making people cry, and bald head, can be viewed right before Oprah (The extremely famious blow hard whom gave birth to Dr. Phil's career) on NBC.

Dr.Phil's favorite hard-hitting question is "What part of you don't you understand?".

by Nimrod1 February 12, 2006

Doctor Phil

Our Lord and savior who solves all of the worlds problems

Doctor Phil: "Ur fat, ur stupid, why u here bitch."
Karen: "Why u bully me cunt"
Doctor Phil: "No u"
Audience: "clap clap clap clap clap"

by MeminDemon October 29, 2019