dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.

I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.

by Ingproductions April 7, 2010

licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

by miss ma’am July 25, 2021

Poop Pen

Its a synonym for a vape pen

yoo you got a poop pen?

by Fruity_toddler January 13, 2023

pen

a usually around 6 inch long, sometimes thin and sometimes thick, kind of plastic pole that has an ink tube inside wich allows the user to write on paper. it is mostly used to torture kids by making them write and learn thing which are not needed in life for 12+ years. though, it can be used in fun ways. for example, spinning a pen casts some sort of magic that makes time go by faster, even if a little bit.

can you teach me how to spin my pen?

by pen spinner December 3, 2023

Full pen

Full penetration. Usually in reference to sex, especially sex acts on screen.

“Shia recently did a movie with an intense sex scene. Rumor has it they went full pen.”

by anonymous December 2, 2020