fatty patty mayonnaise

a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty

shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her home with me.

by dee block March 10, 2008

bigmac patty with sauce

Aparently its my boy Beau

dude your a bigmac patty with sauce

by BigRob4206912345 October 18, 2008

Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face

Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.

by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017

Seattle squish patty

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping

Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs

by Peestains558 November 17, 2017

squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.

Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?

by Bookiller February 2, 2018

inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.

Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Patti Big Sacks

A girl that is gorgeous and has huge boobs!
Her tits are just out there in your face all the time!

Girl 1: Did you see that girl that just walked by?
Girl 2: Yea! She was a Patti Big Sacks!

by Melarvelous February 5, 2012