Pack a Flounder

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.

After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.

by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013

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chaos pack

A term for a bum bag or fanny pack. Filled with your drugs, lollipops or other assortments of chaos to get you through a lengthy festival

Are you taking a chaos pack to the festival?

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When there is an immediate need to travel and pack luggage, "man packing" refers to the furious and hurried manner of packing . The expression is meant to portray the common male stereotype of packing luggage without much thought as quickly as possible.

I had to catch a flight within 8 hours of notice and I was man packing everything I could find!

by skir November 17, 2017

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Event Packing

RSVP'ing "yes' to Facebook events that you don't plan on attending to just to make the event guest list look bigger.

"Dude are you actually going to California for that hip hop battle?"

"Nah, the organizer is my cousin, I'm just event packing."

by jambala_z January 11, 2010

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pre-pack

to pack items for a trip, then you discover you still need them and have to dig them back out.

He pre-packed his clothes three days too soon and had nothing to wear.

by medialover1 August 15, 2007

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Lad Pack

A tiny backpack used by lads around the Sydney area. A lad pack is only big enough to fit marijuana, spray cans, pocket knifes and assortment of other drugs.

Lad 1: Oi ya got the shit ya cunt?
Lad 2: Yea bra its in my lad pack.

Lad 1: Sweet lad pack, where'd you get it?
Lad 2: I stole it from the junction.

by Kensooo December 15, 2012

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