Boy: I'm ready to have winky time later babe ;)
Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)
Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)
by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019

A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.
"That was some awkward timing"
"That was some awkward timing"
by Wooplah April 24, 2009

Taos time refers to the time zone of Taos, New Mexico. To convert to Taos time, start with Mountain Standard Time and add 15-30 minutes. If a person is scheduled to arrive at your house, add 8 - 48 hours.
1: "Oh no, i'm running late to my class. At least the professor won't start for a few minutes because we're on Taos time."
2: "I waited here all day for the plumber to come and he didn't show up! He's running on Taos time."
2: "I waited here all day for the plumber to come and he didn't show up! He's running on Taos time."
by derpymcgee April 4, 2011

Person 1: Omg, its, like, stop time! But I want to talk annoyingly more!
Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!
Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021

by Wikid Sik Likwid May 7, 2008

Sarah - " john have you finished the group project for tomorrow."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."
by Jarvis hutchinson October 4, 2019

by AwesomeSaucer February 5, 2018
