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Pipe Dream

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can
"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"
by TweakGod October 14, 2019
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Came Pipe

(Also come pipe)

Of a person when he or she fails in the completion of a task or activity resulting in short to long-term physical mental injury, brain damage, incarceration, incineration, drowning, divorce, paralysis or even death.
1. George tried to ollie over those stairs at the library, but came pipe.

2. Yo, I almost rode out a beast of a wave yesterday when I fucked it all up and came pipe.

3. I came pipe after eating one too many Twinkies and trying to do a double somersault on top of a moving train.
by Amazambane April 23, 2018
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Ninja Pipe

Girl 1: Hey watch this l, imma give that guy a ninja pipe.
Girl 2: You wont.
by Ness828 January 8, 2018
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Pipe breath

The smell of your breath after a long day of smoking your pipe
Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath
by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017
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pipes are calling

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.
by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017
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milk pipe

by Cjgach May 18, 2016
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pipe doon

by THE TONGS May 27, 2016
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