Person 1: ACAB
Person 2: what does that mean
Person 1: it means all cops are bastards
Person 2: oh ok that makes sense police officers suck
Person 2: what does that mean
Person 1: it means all cops are bastards
Person 2: oh ok that makes sense police officers suck
by Gay_froggo June 24, 2020
a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy
by Alex March 28, 2003
The location where cocaine is made. In other words, a crack house/meth lab. Usually inhabited by rough looking men in lab coats and mouth covers, using razors to cut up cocaine, then weighing it and putting it into bags. Also in the Snorting Office there are guns of many calibre's and a dodgy looking chap who puts the bags of weighed coke in his pocket or shoe or wallet and then goes out and sells the drugs.
Dave: Did you get the stuff???
Greg: Hells yeah, its real fresh too.
Dave: How fresh??
Greg: Literally fresh out the Snorting Office.
Dave: Sweet.
Greg: Hells yeah, its real fresh too.
Dave: How fresh??
Greg: Literally fresh out the Snorting Office.
Dave: Sweet.
by Sieffy December 03, 2012
Office lady is a term in asian countries for low ranking female office worker who's job aside from traditional paper-shuffling is expected to perform traditional female duties such as serving tea to their bosses and clients.
by Pwner1 January 11, 2023
Someone who persistently, yet secretively, takes a dump in the only public restroom of the office. The office shitter can strike at any time of day. Radom attacks are a key strategic factor for the shitter, so as not to raise awareness of the situation, but to also rob the innocent of feeling safe when simply urinating in the enclosed single toilet rest room.
Upon entering the unventilated rest room, Margarette realized at once she had again become the victim of the office shitter.
by AReiter December 18, 2011
1.) A person who influences those around him in a work environment by being immature, inconciderate, rude, loud, argumentative, and/or distractive to those around them.
2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.
2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.
1.)The Secretary of Defense spends all her time office turtling.
2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."
2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."
by The Office Turtles Brigade February 10, 2012
The co-worker that has to make a huge deal out of slightest task performed around the office, usually having nothing to do with actual work that the company does.
Mike: “I came in this morning and the water cooler leaked on the floor so I got a mop and a bucket and some paper towels and cleaned it up, then I set up cones and taped it off with caution tape.
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”
Doug: “Jesus, how much water leaked out?
Mike: “go take a look”
Doug: “it’s like the size of a dinner plate”
Mike: “yeah, but somebody could slip on it”
Doug: “but it’s carpet…………fuckin office knob”
by Joey BeefBuicker August 03, 2010