Police officers

Nasty nasty people that suck and should get a job that doest involve people like a factory worker

Person 1: ACAB
Person 2: what does that mean

Person 1: it means all cops are bastards
Person 2: oh ok that makes sense police officers suck

by Gay_froggo June 24, 2020

loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

by Alex March 28, 2003

lawn officer

(n.) -- the person who is in charge of keeping the lawn outside your home looking good and well-kept all year long

"At my house, I'm the lawn officer. I don't get paid, but my wife gives me a big hug and a kiss every time I mow the lawn and rake the leaves."

by PRwiz101 September 3, 2009

Office Turtle

1.) A person who influences those around him in a work environment by being immature, inconciderate, rude, loud, argumentative, and/or distractive to those around them.

2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.

1.)The Secretary of Defense spends all her time office turtling.

2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."

by The Office Turtles Brigade March 22, 2012

Oval Office

All United States president’s coming together to sit on my face for one glorious afternoon

Come here Joe! Come complete the Oval Office!

by Swaggy872 October 25, 2022

Office shitter

Someone who persistently, yet secretively, takes a dump in the only public restroom of the office. The office shitter can strike at any time of day. Radom attacks are a key strategic factor for the shitter, so as not to raise awareness of the situation, but to also rob the innocent of feeling safe when simply urinating in the enclosed single toilet rest room.

Upon entering the unventilated rest room, Margarette realized at once she had again become the victim of the office shitter.

by AReiter December 19, 2011

Office Lady

Office lady is a term in asian countries for low ranking female office worker who's job aside from traditional paper-shuffling is expected to perform traditional female duties such as serving tea to their bosses and clients.

"Katjaa got an office job in some big Japanese company, hope she likes her life as an Office Lady"

by Pwner1 January 11, 2023