officiate

- To perform the duties and functions of an office or a position of authority.
- To serve as an officiant.
- Sports. To serve as a referee or umpire.

A man got sick because of a-fish-he-ate.

by H.T.J March 26, 2005

Office Ghosting

Office ghosting is like regular ghosting, but it is played against people with which you work.

"I was office ghosting Drew into the luchroom, he freaked out, and spilled his coffee!!"

by Tailgater September 19, 2009

Facebook Official

An fact that is proven true simply because it is on Facebook.

"Dude, Sarah is going out with Greg, it is Facebook Official"

by NafAgok August 4, 2008

Officedebo

Verb. To be officedebo. Officedebo is a term to replace gay or homosexual. Often used on the boards of all versions of Hobowars. Debo for short.

Cheese: Heff, you and the rest of the debo crew are all officedebo. :P

Heff: You know it. *molests you*

by |DG| Cheese R250K October 11, 2009

Facebook Official

Facebook Official is when you've changed your facebook relationship status to show who you're dating. You're not officially official until everyone on facebook can see it.

Oh man, I knew Jenn was dating Andrew, but they're facebook official now, so it must be serious.

by SoulKeepz August 18, 2010

offie

1. loser; nerd; WANKSTA!!

That white is an offie! Those shoes aint jordans, those like...washingtons! Offie!

by Shanaynay January 28, 2003

office ass

A piece of ass that you would only consider hitting because it is at work and there isn't much else to compare it to. Outside of work, you probably wouldn't look at twice, unless you've had several beers.

I saw Kristen from accounting out the other night, and she doesn't look that good in a bar full of other hot chicks. I think she's just office ass.

by Danny__G. October 3, 2007