x offender

person who commits a sexual offense.
also, a great blondie song.

you did your own mother.. you x offender, you!

by Emily August 19, 2004

Offensive Joke

Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.

Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark

by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019

offertunity

Offertunity is a combination of providing an opportunity and getting several offers on it. obviously, the person providing the opportunity gets to select the best offer.

i need to get my roof repaired, now that's an offertunity!

by batman_hood June 10, 2011

offensitive

adj.
Offensive and insensitive combined.

Girl 1:Johnny said i looked like a blueberry in my blue dress last night!
Girl 2: Oh my god! How offensitive of him!

by Tyrannasaurus Sex. May 5, 2009

offriended

Offended by a friend basically.

Fuck you, I am offriended!

by mickymickymicky May 3, 2011

oafer

one who, despite having everything, insists he has nothing, and then relies upon that insistance to rationalize his general resentment and misanthropy. within oafer circles, this is known as "patriotism". synonymous with oather.

"he says he loves america, but he hates all americans. he must surely be an oafer."

by KEvronista October 23, 2011

oofer

when a guy is super hot

damn look at him, oofers!!

by sexy beast :) May 7, 2018