Time Lincoln

When Abraham Lincoln obtained total cosmic awareness he became Time Lincoln. With his new found powers over timespace he fights crime and helps right wrongs using advanced technology from the future.

Holy balls Time Lincoln just saved me from getting hit by a bus.

by Mr Matxyzptlk February 19, 2009

Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

by CactusBill December 17, 2011

Kuigi time

A time to fuck and get high

yo its kuigi time,so who has the hoes n kush?

by Wikid Sik Likwid May 7, 2008

stop time

A special time at which you must STOP.

Person 1: Omg, its, like, stop time! But I want to talk annoyingly more!

Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021

Ahmuddi time

An epoch during which one finds themselves in possession of what can only be described as an hour of resplendent magnificence.

Last night's party was amazing! We danced, laughed, and had a real Ahmuddi time.

by PrimeApes Inc. August 21, 2023

elon time

When Elon Musk says his projects will be complete + 3 to 6 years.

Sarah - " john have you finished the group project for tomorrow."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."

by Jarvis hutchinson October 4, 2019

All the time

The best time to wear a striped sweater

The best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the time...

by AwesomeSaucer February 5, 2018