CAT officer

a student-instructor of citizenship advancement training in Philippine high schools. The CAT subject introduces the student-cadets to National Service Training Program(rotc/cwts/lts)through a paramilitary instruction. The best and most strict CAT unit is the UST CAT Golden Corps of Cadets.

UST CAT officers are the best cat unit of manila. Long live UST CAT officers.

by mark perez October 2, 2006

office chair

The office chair is the act of putting a female on an office chair which rotates 360 degrees so she can give a group of males surrounding her oral sex

my friends and I met some drunk ass bitch and we put her in the office chair

by Chris(# 1 Stunna) September 2, 2007

the office

Kick ass BBC2 Show. Tim is my hero.

When Dawn finally left Lee for Tim my faith in womankind was renewed...

by Allan February 22, 2004

The Office

A documentary about an epidemic in the city of Scranton, PA where people struggle to find love and relationships outside of the workplace.

Near complete list of hookups within The Office

Pam and Roy
Jim and Pam
Jim and Karen
Michael and Jan
Michael and Holly
Michael and Oscar
Angela and Dwight
Angela and Andy
Ryan and Kelly
Meredith and Bob Vance, Vance Refridgeration
Kelly and Darryl
etc.

by Suave July 1, 2009

security officer

An individual who when given a master key, radio, and flashlight turns into the douchiest know it all on the planet.

Oh look Josh the Security Officer is here 30 mins early for work.

by Tactical Tubba January 17, 2017

guest relations officer

A girl working in a club or bar in the Philippines to keep male customers company. The "Guest Relations Officer" or GRO always gets the men to buy her inflated priced "Ladies Drinks" that she gets a monetary kickback from. Nearly all GROs are prostitutes who can be "Bar Fined" and taken from the bar for short time or long time sex. Nearly all GROs fall under the auspices of the "Maddam" and live at the bar or in substandard dormitories provided by the bar.

After the cute little guest relations officer got me to buy her several ladies drinks, she suggested I bar fine her and take her back to my room for all night sex.

by Mark8 April 15, 2007

MySpace Official

1. What ultimately defines whether or not you're in a relationship - If your MySpace profile says "In a Relationship" and that person is in your top 8 (preferably number one), you're officially going out.

"Are Karen and Tully dating?"
"Well, I saw them making out at the movies, but they're not MySpace Official yet."

by aphexous May 4, 2006