Chicken-speed

A guy who has intercourse as fast as a chicken.

Chicks know him to be a chicken-speed.

by Well Shookspear May 22, 2018

The speed of fast

When someone is zooming

That man is zooming at the speed of fast

by Word_God October 6, 2021

Kallevig Speed

The art of walking faster than speed walking. If you need to get down the school halls FAST but can’t run? Walk at KALLEVIG SPEED? Lines too long? Just walk at KALLEVIG SPEED to get there faster?

Alright, Kallevig Speed everyone, we’re late

by Charles Bishop June 14, 2021

speed gun

Used to check if someone is dumb enough to speed in the city
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.

Dude: "Hey man have you heard that someone got arrested for blowjobbing but the policeman caught him with his speed gun?"

Dode: Bro seriously? lmao

by minebob October 8, 2019

Speed suck

When a girl gives you a blow job so fast, you cum before getting fully erect

She speed sucked me last night

by Crackycraker June 3, 2021

speed hack

speed hack

speed hack

by 15196 January 20, 2019

Kony-Speed

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.

"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"

by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012