Golden Nonce 

To do a tiny poo and blame it on the closest obese male

Matt felt cheeky and decided to pop a Golden Nonce and blame it on Ace

Golden Nonce by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

Strokey nonce 

Morgan

He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.

Strokey nonce by Ily Morgan xoxo December 5, 2018

Cheeky nonce 

A nonce that tries to Get children into their van by tricking them with candy or with a treat.

Old man: Hey there little kid, would you like some candy, it is in the back of the van. Just hop in and you will Get it (while smiling with a rapeface).

Bateson is a nonce

Watch out, that old man is a cheeky nonce.

Cheeky nonce by Bateson 87 December 31, 2020

Guzman nonce 

Liam is a weirdo

Bob: Do you know guzman nonce?
Rickie: oh yes that weird person

Guzman nonce by Kieran poggy December 8, 2019

fucking nonce 

Ur uncle that melested me when I was 6

Oh look I lost my v card to that FUCKING NONCE

fucking nonce by Lucky-FN July 13, 2020

Flag Nonce 

A person, usually from the United Kingdom (see also: Gammon), who has their country's flag in their profile name or profile photo. Likely to be a paedophile (synonym - nonce).

Usually claim to be 'not a racist' but is that person who at any dinner party when the subject of racism becomes discussion will say "I'm not being racist, but".

Did you see Gary on Facebook posting against the BLM movement? He's a right flag nonce.

Flag Nonce by b_uk July 7, 2020

turbo nonce 

UK Slang for Peadophile, but can be used to slag one of your mates off

Max you are such a turbo nonce

turbo nonce by Jopaya June 23, 2019