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Nonce

Omg gurleen is such a nonce
by Parmind May 15, 2022
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soggy nonce

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower
Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!
by Jjoxx October 23, 2017
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nonce

an insult against a person who likes to touch up kids

also known as “doing a thomas”
look at him, he’s such nonce” “yeah he’s a right thomas
by djsmallfry August 20, 2020
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nonce

Someone who has committed sexual offences
Prince Andrew is a nonce
by snoofkins October 12, 2021
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nonce

"mate our music teacher is SUCH a nonce"

for real. i swear he wants to keep kids back to touch em or somethin
by OrphanMurderer:) January 16, 2022
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stroaky nonce

fuck off you stroaky nonce
by top_shagger February 25, 2021
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Nonce

Paedophile. A person who likes to touch kids
Jack said: TOM HANN GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN THE RAILWAY YOU UTTER NONCE!
by Everyone at skinners January 31, 2018
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