Auto correct

One of the worst things man has created
You are not safe from it

I leg intimately hate you auto correct

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

The Auto Mata

When one is taking a shit and it's so big you have to flush to avoid a backup...at this point the suction of the toilet pulls the rest of the monster out your ass so fast that you question your existence.

Jeremy experienced the auto mata and instantly sought Jesus.

by Rancorrage June 09, 2022

auto-rectal

The state of having one's head up one's own ass

Wow, that book sure was auto-rectal

by LightWeaver June 23, 2024

auto cot

A form of boycott which involves the ramming of automobiles.

Example: Look at onehunglow's war attack! His level 3 wagon is auto cotting matt's base!

by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018

Auto-Erotic Taxation

The act of someone who gets off on raising taxes on his own.

Wisconsin Governor, Tony Evers, suffers from auto-erotic taxation.

by Berserker Dave February 02, 2024

auto cock

Auto cock, an intense yet automatic sexual drive.

Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?

Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock

by ruraldictionary.com November 23, 2018

auto attack

When you attack a friend on sight automatically

I auto attacked my buddy on my way home yesterday.

by xCaerus March 04, 2021