crumple zone

A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.

Shorty's got hella crumple zones. Busted that all night with no complaints.

by jhndrdgg October 5, 2011

B-zone

If someone is in the B-zone, they are in a situation where they could potentially be bollocked for something about to happen or that has already happened.

Iain: Wanna buy some drugs?

Simon: Dude, your standing outside the police station...you are so in the B-zone.

by Scary S October 24, 2008

Family zone

When you're not just in the friend zone, but you've been come the brother or sister they never had.

Hey, you are dating Matt yet? No, he sees me as his sister, I'm deep in the family zone.

by chocolover69 June 15, 2016

meme zone

Send one memes constantly to ignore their messages.

Girl 1: omg! He was ignoring my texts after the argument but he kept on sending shitty memes.
Girl 2: for real? He meme zoned you so bad.

by Hero111 March 9, 2017

Grosso Zone

The act of achieving Nirvana, but not yet attaining the degree of Sicko Mode. A level of spiritual, physical and mental enlightenment, in which true peace is established and one can solve complications at a rapid pace.

Example 1: Dude that song “Mo Bamba” by Sheck Wes had me grosso zone! It’s definitely going to be song of the year!

Example 2: Oh no! T-Series is closing the subscriber gab! Pewdiepie go grosso zone!

by grosso zone December 13, 2018

Safari Zone

1. An area north of Fuschia City in the original Pokemon games where strapping young lads wandered in search of some of the rarest Pokemon in all of Johto.

2. More commonly used to refer to a bar, or other place, where horny men go to pick up drunk sluts.

Adrian: "I'm going all Safari Zone, y'all try to roll?"
Thomas: "No... I don't have any confidence in myself."
Adrian: "What's the deal?"
Thomas: "Dude, I just have this really tiny penis."
Adrian: "Yeah shit mane, can't try to roll with no four-inch chode tryin' to do none... Out, negro."
Thomas: "Word."

by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009

Scary Zone

The realm of existence you enter upon smoking way to much weed. A place where you are convinced you'll never leave, and that you are so high that it becomes a nightmare. The closest you can be to poding without poding.

guy 1 : Dude i smoked way too much last night.

guy 2 : Why did you POD?

guy 1: Nah man i entered the scary zone i thought id never be sober again.

by Laxkid22oa July 17, 2010