Uwe Time

The feeling of a movie being far longer than it actually is due to terrible film making. The movie stops being "so bad, it's funny" and becomes just bad. Usually occurs when watching a Uwe Boll movie but can happen when watching an equally terrible movie.

Man, this movie is so bad, I feel like I'm slipping into Uwe Time.

by upsdown September 19, 2010

winky time

Often used as a code word for masturbating in the most enjoyable way possible.

Boy: I'm ready to have winky time later babe ;)

Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)

by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019

Kuigi time

A time to fuck and get high

yo its kuigi time,so who has the hoes n kush?

by Wikid Sik Likwid May 7, 2008

Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

by CactusBill December 17, 2011

Awkward Timing

When someone comments on something at an unnecessary moment

A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.

"That was some awkward timing"

by Wooplah April 24, 2009

elon time

When Elon Musk says his projects will be complete + 3 to 6 years.

Sarah - " john have you finished the group project for tomorrow."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."

by Jarvis hutchinson October 4, 2019

All the time

The best time to wear a striped sweater

The best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the time...

by AwesomeSaucer February 5, 2018