Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl

A term that simultaneously says that a person is wrong about something and insults the Oakland Raiders' inability to play football.

Mike: Did you know that McDonalds is extremely healthy now?
George: Sure, and the Oakland Raiders will win the next Superbowl.

by mosuperbowl August 27, 2012

nextel

a fucked up cell phone company that totally destroys the point of having a cell fone witht he direct connect feature.

Why dont u just carry a walkie talkie around instead of using that god damn nextel

by d August 16, 2004

Next

1)sumfing propa gud
2)sumthing else/diferent

1)ive got sum next jam in da fridge man!
2)We need 2 move on 2 next gyals and next places 2 chill,u get me!?

by me667684 March 14, 2005

See You Next Tuesday

derogatory towards women:
see (C) you (U) next (N) tuesday (T)
a sort of acronym using sounds and the initials of the last to
letters to mean cunt

alright we're done fucking, now you can leave...see you next tuesday

by k-buckley August 11, 2007

the next guy

The line cook(s) that is obligated to pick up the slack of a previous cook in order to have a successfull shift/not stuggle. Or the opening cook that is obligated pick up a closing shift because the closer called out. You can make someone you don't like "the next guy" by purposely doing somthing (or not doing somthing) that you know they are going to have to do when they clock in for the shift. But, you must yell "NEXT!" when performing the act thats going to screw them or its not official.

Cook 1: "We have just enough fry seasoning for the night."

Cook 2: "Perfect, im not opening tomorrow...NEXT!"

The opener is obligated to make fry seasoning because we can't serve unseasoned fries...making him "the next guy".

by The BLCE September 29, 2011

Whiter than the next guy

Having the pinnacle qualities of a white person, or at least whiter than the guy before or after you in line, ANYWHERE.

"yeah... that guy was WHITE -well at least whiter than the next guy was" "just look at those ugly ass crocks he be wearin"

by Iaaaaaan October 22, 2008

nextel

A cell phone service that is completely and utterly pointless given that there are so many other better services out their. The phones roam EVERYWHERE, even your home area. The phone models are expensive, cumbersome, and have pointless features (why does a PHONE need a WALKY-TALKY in it?!). Typically purchased by people who cant afford a real phone and want people to hear their conversations everywhere because they always talk on the walky talky.

Phone: CHIRP!!!!!!
guy 1: Hey, waddup!?
guy 2, chirp: what? say that again, i cant hear!
guy 1: I said, "hey, waddup!?"
bird chirp: "call dropped"
girl 1: That is soooooo freakin annoying! If i wanted to hear birds chirping I would go outside!!!
girl 2: He's crazy if he thinks i'll go out with him with that nextel phone chirping like a cricket during our date

by Babadoo October 7, 2007