Simp

short for "simpering." an emasculating term for men who kiss up to women they find attractive

Jim: wow, he's really licking his boss's boots
Joe: well yeah, Tony's a total simp for her
Jim: Ohh thats why, yeah i can imagine him kissing her ass

by SAM-SEI June 2, 2021

Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp

You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp

by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020

Simp

Too desperate for a woman. Most likely to sacrifice everything including own dignity, esteem and assets in hopes of ever having any reciprocation from desired woman.

Toha Hossain is such a desperate simp 🤢

Heard what Toha did for that Viqi? Simp alert 🤮

by abraarkhvn September 17, 2020

Simp

Dudes who try and white knight any girl they see to try if they can score some coochie. Normally fails cause girls think that its weird

Bro 1: Bro I saw Logan being a simp over some skype girl
Bro 2: D A M N

by Waterhickory January 31, 2020

Simp

The original reason that only real OGs know is Simp- Squirrels In My Pants.

Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!

by Worst Daydream best nightmare April 19, 2023

Simp

A man possibly a half-virgin that drools over pics of women and slight ass on the internet and real life

Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world

Mateen(most common simp name): Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick i saw her body and this ain't doing me no good🤪

Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..

by glizzator September 1, 2020

Simp

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Bro he is a real simp

by Sounder September 21, 2022