Jared

Milk

Wow, milky Jared milk

by SalvationSalvador April 15, 2021

Jared Jamal Pereira

This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.

“ OMG, is that JARED JAMAL PEREIRA?! No way you’re so lucky”

“ IS THAT JARED?! HE’ SO FCKING SEXC “

by LocalChad420 April 19, 2021

Jared

Used as an expression similar to saying "f you" or "f off".
Works best when you stick your hand up in the other person's face while calling them Jared.
A name used to deflect an individual that is: obnoxious, rude, selfish, ill-mannered, arrogant, stuck-up, full of themselves, bully, uneducated, taddle-tale, cocky, coward, immature.
Similar to a Karen

Someone who acts tough but cries like a bitch when it comes down to fighting or dealing with a situation.
Someone who talks a lot of shit.

Sticking hand in someone's face and saying

" K Jared!"
"Calm down Jared!"
"Shut the fuck up Jared!"
"Man, Ben's being a real Jared these days "
"You've been such a Jared since you started dating that chick man."

by Elysiium 92 April 21, 2021

jared

the guy who can do a backflip on the swings

how did jared do that

by jared1234ja April 22, 2021

Jared Character

A character that is orange weird and wacky

that guy is such a jared character

by bignbomb74 April 23, 2021

Jared

A kid with a hot sister

Did you know that kid Jared gets pegged by his girlfriend?

What?! No way... actual I could see that
Yeah but his also has a hot sister and she just followed me back on Instagram

by Room3 April 29, 2021

Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone

Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.

by Dat fox January 19, 2012