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night cunts 

nights cunts are people like Johnny Pearmain from east grinstead who at night hang around dark places and cut there pubic hair and stick it to the top of there are cracks so to the really drunk man it looks like a woman's brazilian strip. you will normally fined that a true night cunt will hang his arse out of a wast hight bush and wait for unaware drunk man who has been looking at fit birds all night to empty his load.
situation 1.

spencer pickstock say's to Rob 'Munxi' Monks "dude you smell like shit what the fuck"!

Rob 'Munxi' Monks replies "yeah man i was wasted last night and got done be the king of night cunts by that fucking Johnny Pearmain again!"

spencer. dude you got to stay away from them dark places they get you every time now go wash your cock
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night night juice 

night night juice is a mix of 30 10mg ambien into a 750mg bottle of any hard alcohol usually vodka. It is drank for its side effects with include euphoria hallucinations and sleep resultion in loss of time.
Whoa what a night bro -

what happended to my appartment?

I dont know glad we used night night juice rather than knock out juice -
night night juice by lifer013 September 19, 2013

Night Errors 

When you wake up in the morning and realise what you did the night before was a mistake of nightmare proportions.

It seemed right at night but shite in the morning light.
1.
I either dreamed that my bedroom has an en-suite or I had a bad case of the Night Errors last night.

2.
Bob - "I opened my eyes this morning and that hot Milf I drunkenly pulled last night turned out to be a Gilf with a prosthetic leg and a picture of your Grandad on her bedside table"
Jim - "You need to see a doctor about those Night Errors!"
Night Errors by Frank Incensed August 28, 2011

night business 

The act of doing #2 late at night with a drink while watching movies on a laptop, after your girlfriend (or boyfriend) has gone to bed.
Girl: "OK, I'm going to bed - are you coming?"
Guy: "Soon - I just have to do some night business."

Night High 

A certain time of night when a person becomes so tired that they begin to show symptoms of a person on drugs.
Jessi, it's a little early for you to be having a night high!

Bro you're night high is kicking in.
Night High by Mykawh March 2, 2016

night bug 

Some up at night normally wide awake and looking cute like a bug. Usually is on the internet watching videos or on social media.
Hey night bug what’s up?” (11:25pm)

Haley was a night bug last night at the party.
night bug by StonerBoii February 22, 2020

Night Fever 

Another term for the A.I.D.S. Virus.
Vincent and John didn’t use a condom. Now John has the Night Fever.
Night Fever by Bumsavage May 18, 2021