milwaukee mustache

Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.

Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!

by Agent_Hollywood January 03, 2018

A Dirty Mustache

When a lady shaves her nether regions besides her lips

Guy 1: how’d your date with Stephanie go last night?
Guy 2: ehh, I was about to go down on her, but she had a dirty mustache and it turned me off

by TheBiggetBitchTaco November 15, 2022

Miami Mustache

When you ejaculate into your sexual partners mouth and it comes back out their nose.

You look great wearing that Miami Mustache babe! I gave her a Miami Mustache, I ate a bag of celery and filled her mouth so full it came back out her nose!

by Pauly Piccoloni October 02, 2022

double mustache

When one possesses both a traditional mustache and a unibrow at the same time (typically seen in Spanish populations and feminists).

"Look at Becky with her equality sign, shes sporting a double mustache"

by ChitchoCee February 07, 2018

ivory mustache

When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.

He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.

by Jackin McCrackin 2.0 August 19, 2012

Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!

Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.

by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020

Lion-Heart Mustache

A lightly-cloured English mustache originally used to describe Nigel Mansell's huge mustache. The term became popular when Suzuka circuit was selling fake Mustaches.

That Englishman had a Lion-Heart Mustache.

by NyanCake007 August 16, 2018