Dave Mustaine

The metal god that formed the greatest, most consistent (in terms of great albums) metal band Megadeth. Amazing songwriter and guitarist its a pity Metallica replaced him with that tone deaf Kirk Hammet but he can play fast and I guess thats what matters right?

Dave Mustaine has overcome so much in his life whether it be drugs, or the Metallica ordeal (which it is more to it then what has been made public). His sexy golden locks glow and like Samson in the bible they give him his power. Dave is also a more versatile writer then his rivals; seriously Metallica could never write a song like Hangar 18, they arent as creative or talented.

by till_deth_do_us_part July 25, 2008

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010

mustaine

1. One who never forgets old incidents and can and will bring them up, even 20 years after the fact, to bitch about them.

2. The ex-guitarist of heavy metal band Metallica for the first album, who was fired over an incident involving James Hetfield in 1983 and went on to found the much better but far less popular band Megadeth.

1. Oh my god, that Kizak is such a Mustaine.

2. Dave Mustaine is a far superior guitarist and vocalist to James Hetfield.

by Wonderbat May 24, 2005

Mustard and Mayonnaise

Vogue Cadillac wheels. They come on older Cadillacs. Called Mustard and Mayonnaise for the white and yellow walls on the wheels. Just another word from bay area rapper E-40.

Damn, that Cadi is sitting Mustard and Mayonnaise DooDoos!

by Ernesto Salazar May 1, 2008

mustang

a legendary car made by Ford
infamous for poor cornering, interior build quality, and wet road handling
famous for performance/dollar ratio, good looks, and exhaust sound
that is an unbiased defintion

that 302 got a mean exhaust note

by arthur September 1, 2004

Mistake

- An error or fault resulting from defective judgment, deficient knowledge, or carelessness.

- A misconception or misunderstanding.

- A word people like to throw around when someone they claim to be "friends with" does something they don't agree with or like. A way of belittling someone. A way to try and manipulate people's actions or future actions. Ignorance.

See clannie, plague, tard, sheep, lemming, troll, whoops, opps, WTF.

1) "I made a grave mistake when I ate that Haggis. It looked good, but it tasted like ass."

2) "When I called you "smart", I had no idea you were really such an idiot and a lemming. My mistake."

3) "I have to allow people to make mistakes. It's not my fault they like people who I think SUCK."

-or-

"Being friends with Jane Doe is a mistake. But, I won't tell you what to do or how to think."

by NottaFanNEMore December 6, 2004

Guatamalan Mustache

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008