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Mellow Mushroom

The Mellow Mushroom is a place that functions as (a.) A Pizzeria, and (b.) Where hippies are stored at nighttime when no-one else is using them.
"Hey, I'm going to the Mellow Mushroom for dinner today."
"Nice! That place is always a surprise, tell me what new and interesting diseases you get while you're there!"
"Will do."
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Scheming noodles of green peppers. Firm slap by the tip of the snout.Mishroom.
Mishroom by KP and DP March 21, 2010

mushroom tip 

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).
"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")
mushroom tip by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

mushroom helmet 

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?
mushroom helmet by smitty December 20, 2002

Mushroom Tattoo 

Whipping your cock against ones' face extrememly hard to leave a mushroom tattoo.
Look at that huge Mushroom Tattoo on Su's face left by Toran.
Mushroom Tattoo by Mike February 4, 2004

cream of mushroom stamp 

the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.

Mushroom Head 

Anyone who works in a car park, who often has a bowl cut past the age of 7.
Hey, that Paulie in the car park is such a fucking mushroom head
Mushroom Head by cecil501 June 7, 2007