mental compass

-a sense of direction that tells you where to go like when you park your car at the university of florida and need to find it.
something everyone has built in. not to be confused with a moral compass that would be ignorant.

-kevin wright has no mental compass
-"bro, wheres my car?" i dont know use your mental compass

by SmartGuyWhoDoesntMakeUpWords October 12, 2011

mental for oriental

when someone is crazy for Asian people.

person 1 - "I only like Asian woman."
person 2 - "You’re mental for oriental."

by Justin R.😉 July 29, 2013

mental jack-off

When you see something so orgasmic, your brain busts a nut.

The sexy substitute bent over in class showing her panties. I automatically had to mental jack-off

by your motha ven November 7, 2013

mental snort

The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.

I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.

by T-Cup May 21, 2014

mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.

My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam

by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015

mental auto correct

When your brain fills in words that haven't actually been written.

So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"

That is Mental Auto Correct

by flashwildecard May 11, 2015

Mental Money

Similar to having peace of mind, but enough of which that a mental "currency" can be applied to give the degree of peace a value.

Cari: "I work on Monday, so I'll make a ton of money!"
Jake: "Yea, but I don't work and get to sit at home. So I'll be making more mental money doing nothing."

by Arrjay816 October 17, 2015