mannaries

Man breasts, instead of mammaries, as found on fat men

Like the bloke in fight club although not always due to medical reasons, generally 'cause they are fat!

by Nick January 10, 2004

mannheim steamroller

noun: when someone requests a second party to roll over on their stomach. the first party proceeds to defecate on the second party's back. then the defecater takes a pizza dough roller and flattens the feces across the persons back

I got so drunk last night at this enema clinic, I woke up with shit smeared all over my back. The nurse told me I was mannheim steamrolled. I then waited and slapped her in public.

by thake jorsen January 22, 2005

mannian

The act of declaring an event or occurrence as unprecedented without having examined the necessary evidence to substantiate the claim.

Walt's mannian claim that it had never snowed in Louisiana was clearly unsubstantiated.

by AEGeneral July 2, 2009

good manners

things that you learn in pre school

boy:-Aunt, Aunt I am sorry! I had to look at your extra large tits when you bend over to kiss me

aunt:- what! that does not really matter you ass hole our family has really good manners

by Yehan January 5, 2006

mannerable

a rediculously stupid way of saying "well mannered"
coined by Shameika Dunn, a small woman known for her resemblance to the platypus

He is really very mannerable.

by Jessica Robinson February 13, 2004

The Peyton Manning

A stunning sexual maneuver which can only be performed by a pro-style athletic type, much like the pro quarterback its named after. The move stems from what quarterbacks have done right before the hike during NFL games. It involves the female counterpart squatting over the man's genitals and acting as if his lob-on is a football awaiting to be hiked. The female then licks the tips of her fingers mimicking the quarterbacks that do the same before the hike to get their hands nice and lubricated. The female then yells "hike!" and the man lifts his lob-on into her awaking moist hands and she quote "goes to town on his dick with her hands" with and swift up and down motion. This will eventually lead to a touchdown for both players involved, where the seaman shoots into the female's face to metaphorically symbolize the Gatorade bath Peyton would receive upon throwing a game winning touchdown.

Can be also be referred to as getting "Payton".

- "The Peyton Manning is the best thing that has ever happened to football"

- Dude: "Hey bitch, would you like to play football with me?"
- Bitch: "Yes!! I love football!"
- Dude: "Well can you give me some Peyton Manning after?"
- Bitch: "I'll show you how to throw a spiral."

- "Man, I totally want to get some Peyton tonight."

- "I want to go all Peyton Manning up in his shit."

by The Inventor of April 29, 2011

Manning

Commonly used in Melbourne, Australia.
A Manning refers to a man whose sexual orientation is unknown. Most likely derives from ' man-thing ', slang for a transvestite.

" Gus is quite the manning. Never seen him on a date or talking about girls ".

" At parties I like playing the role of manning. It keeps the crowd guessing ".

by Richard Hadlee December 17, 2003